January 2012
December 2011
DEAR ANON.
If you want to know what Philip is like.
Ask the wonderful & talented Amanda
http://omnomsaurs.tumblr.com/
Anonymous asked: What is Philip like?
2008: This year I will go on a diet.
2009: This year I will go on a diet.
2010: This year I will go on a diet.
2011: This year I will go on a diet.
2012: This year I will go on a diet.
3 tags
THIS.
gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
Gay female: I'm gay
Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
Gay male: I'm gay
Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
My response-
Anyone ever: I'm gay
Me: awesome.
Anonymous asked: Where did you get the idea?
Anonymous asked: Are there other couples beside Philip and Bridgette?
Anonymous asked: you shold totally make a book!!!!
Anonymous asked: what do you mean not like Twilight?
Anonymous asked: If you wrote the book, would you let it become a movie?
Anonymous asked: Are those models really what Philip and Bridgette would look like?
Anonymous asked: Have you ever considered making a roleplay for your story?
Anonymous asked: Can you explain your character Bridgette for me?
Well isn't this...quite...
unfortunately-soulless:
pure-as-snow:
unfortunately-soulless:
You know I can’t gather the enthusiasm to be sarcastic about this place.
Ah, too much for you to handle hot shot?
Well you must be new. Snow, dancer, nice to meet you.
Obviously. -roles eyes-
I am indeed. I’m Pat. Artist, entrepreneur, a pleasure I’m sure.
Ah, an artistic businessman huh? Whatcha sellin, stud?
hi.
flynnriderfitzherbert:
lovesimplicity:
flynnriderfitzherbert:
Good. Getting ready for rehearsal. You?
Getting ready for rehearsal as well. Oh my dear Sherlock I am just so happy.
I am too. I love you so much.
I told you that you couldn’t resist me Sherlock. Haha love you too
hi.
flynnriderfitzherbert:
pure-as-snow:
flynnriderfitzherbert:
pure-as-snow:
Why hello there
;)
How are you my darling?
Good. Getting ready for rehearsal. You?
Getting ready for rehearsal as well. Oh my dear Sherlock I am just so happy.
My dad is giving me his truck.
Cause he wants his little car back.
I’ve been driving that car since I first started driving..
NO ME GUSTA
My family when someone wakes up before anyone...
Me: Tips toes quietly through the house, trying not to make a sound.
Everyone else: Let me just stomp through out the house, slam a bunch a doors, and bang some pots together in the kitchen, I'm sure no one will mind.
Me: *turns on car radio*
Radio Station 1: "I'M SEXY AND I KNO-"
Me: SHUT UP *change*
Radio Station 2: "LAST FRIDAY NI-"
Me: FUCK *change*
Radio Station 3: "LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRA-"
ME: *turns car into oncoming traffic*
flynnriderfitzherbert asked: its private ): u gotta put it on unlisted :P
Going to Ireland in the Summer! I CANT WAIT
My Mom is crazy but I love her.
“NO NO NO! WE HAVE TO GO TO TARGET. I NEED SOMETHING FOR DINNER. WE HAVE TO MASSACRE EVERYONE IN THERE TO GET WHAT WE WANT.”
“Mom, is it really —”
“OF COURSE ITS NECESSARY. ITS CHRISTMAS EVE. EVERYTHING GOES.”
….SO I guess you kill anyone in your way on Christmas Eve…
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE! You are going to die by the hands of a crazy...
Pure as Snow: flynnriderfitzherbert: Flynn woke... →
flynnriderfitzherbert:
pure-as-snow:
There was a string of curse words under her breath as she listened. She hated not being able to dance. This was just pure torture. “Ughh..I’m going to be so out of shappe…” she grumbled but then began to make toast for herself as well.
“The doctor said I should call him if there are any signs of Post Traumatic Stress..” She sat back down on the couch in...
I want to get my nose pierced,
multicoloredmirrors:
but I want someone to come with me.
I’ll come but I won’t get a piercing.
